A couple of people have asked that I provide a full pdf of my Exam test exam test paper. If you are considering presenting this to a young person please note that the words "cock" and "balls" are featured in question 15, and according to Ofcom those are a strong and a medium swearword respectively.
I'm delighted this little exam seems to have brought joy to people. If you have any questions, or would like your papers marked, feel free to send them my way - I'd love to see any answers!
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